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Starring: Skylar Madison // Ryan Madison
Directed by: Ryan Madison
Runtime: 54 mins.
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Scene Breakdown //
The scene begins with the ultra petite, Skylar Valentine, disrobing and stepping into the shower. We watch as she washes and caresses her body, as it's all set to nice folk/pop music. After this, Skylar dries off and gets dressed. It's then that she walks down the hall, and down the stairs, and into the office of Ryan Madison, who greets her, as she says she's prepping to leave out. She is to go shopping. However, Ryan just can't help himself to come onto Skylar's sexy body, as he kisses her stomach. The two kiss passionately, as Ryan backs her into a display case, prior to having Skylar get on her knees to suck cock. It's here that she licks and sucks nicely, as Ryan tells her to drool on herself and not to swallow. This continues with Ryan on his knees as well. It ending with Ryan on his back as he fucks her face. Next Ryan briefly takes things into standing reverse side fuck, as their momentum carries them next to side fuck on the couch, as Ryan plugs away at the pussy. This before things go to spoon next. Ryan then transitions himself on top, as he drill is cock in. Next, we then see Skylar take the cock from a side saddle position. It's here that we see her quickly bounce on the cock. However, next, Ryan goes on to full straddle Skylar's plump ass the pound the pussy deep. This goes to straightaway doggy next, before Ryan oils up Skylar's ass, having her bounce back on the dick. Next, he bends her over a table for doggy, prior to positioning her on said table on her knees. Ryan then joins her on the table, as he again full-on straddles her to fuck deep. Following this, Ryan then fucks Skylar's face, as spit collects on the table. Next, Ryan spins the small Skylar around in the spit, before putting his cock in for missionary, where he continues to plug the pussy. Ryan then positions Skylar on her side to continue fucking, but she rolls off the table. It's then that the action briefly goes to doggy, prior to Ryan having Skylar get on her knees, under his desk to administer a blow job. Here, we again see Skylar work the cock. This time working Ryan's cock and balls. We then see reverse cowgirl in Ryan's office chair, as she plants her feet, and then leaning back. Next there's upright doggy and then doggy again on the table. Upright doggy, then leads to spoon, and cowgirl. From cowgirl, Skylar bounces for a time on the cock, before Ryan lies flat on his back, and has Skylar fuck his dick. The action then transitions to the floor as Ryan drills the puss, It's then cowgirl and reverse cowgirl prior to the action returning to the couch for side fuck. This soon enough goes to missionary as Ryan pins Skylar's legs back to drill the pussy. This lasting for an extended period until Ryan goes on to unleash a load into the young Skylar. The cum oozes out, and so Ryan shoves it back in, as he watch it flow out. After this, Skylar gets dressed and goes to the mall with a pussy full of cum.
The Review //
For this review, I take a look at a scene from porn producer/performer Ryan Madison. This scene from KELLY MADISON and their "No Birth Control Creampies" series of scenes. A series which sees Ryan dick down young ones for scenes which of course end with he filling their pussies with cum.
This scene, which features petite starlet, Skylar Valentine has a very nice setup. One that is brief, yet still a bridge, taking us into a rough and raw fuck session between she and Madison in his office. Yes, the scene here opens with the small, but really sexy, biracial cutie, as she casually takes a shower and then gets dressed. We later learn, when she comes into Ryan's office, that she plans to go to the mall. However, Ryan soon yields her plans when he essentially worships her body, kissing it down. This of course leading to more, starting with a blowjob by Skylar. From there, the two of them basically fuck all over the office. From the couch, to the floor, and even on top of Ryan's desk, he drills the pussy good and thoroughly. I jokingly saw most of the scene as the equivalent of a chain wrestling match, as the sexual action between them is fluid, as we, for the most part, go from one position to the next. I loved watching this spectacle, and I did so with a smile on my face. This was sometimes due to me seeing shit I don't always see in scenes. Ryan Madison is fucking crazy. He's a hell of a performer, I must say. Boy does he put it all out there. It's pretty impressive the positions, and other stuff that he thinks of during the thick of the action. Here, I found the entire scene to be genuine in it's vibe. Everything seems natural, as opposed to being "put on" for the camera. It has a spontaneous feeling to it. It's raw, even having a few moments that other studios, would have likely cut out. Like Ryan is known for, this scene runs a little on the longer side. In my opinion, this aspect doesn't hurt the scene overall. In fact, I feel that the length of the film really added to it's effectiveness, as the scene played out. And of course we know here that the scene shall end with a cream pie, as per it's title. However, we are not so sure how it will happen. I looked forward to the ending, and in my opinion, it was executed well. It's effective.
Overall, I really enjoyed this one. I actually see it as being one of the best scenes that I have seen recently. Again, I liked the setup. I liked the sexual content, and I love Skylar Valentine. The setup was cool. I loved the opening, which sees Skylar showering. She's sexy as hell, and the sequence is also accompanied with some nice, low key music. When we got to the sex, it was essentially no looking back. I was really into what I was seeing. Raw, and passionate sex. I loved it. Not to mention that I appreciate the fact that the scene purposely does it's best to capture Skylar's fat booty. The camera does a fine job in doing so, Skylar Valentine herself is just amazing. Very small, yet she has a killer backside. I love reviewing this girl. Unfortunately the opportunity just doesn't come about enough.
With this said, this is one scene that I recommend to you with absolutely no hesitation. This is an impressive round of sex. One that is definitely worth your time.
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Starring: Kate Kush // Brother Love
Directed by: Brother Love
Runtime: 39 mins.
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Scene Breakdown //
"Dick or Treat"
In this segment, it's Halloween, and Katie Kush, and her Stepbrother, Brother Love, have just returned home from Trick or Treating during the day. An Idea that Brother Love thought was stupid from the jump. However, Katie had no problem, as she racked up quite a bit of candy in her run. Quite the opposite of her brother, who has none. Katie attributes this to the hole that is in the bottom of his Jack-o-Lantern bucket. Katie then dumps out all of her candy on the floor for the two of them to check out. This as her caring brother warns her not to eat open candy. However, it's at this moment that nature calls, as Katie must run to the bathroom. Meanwhile, Brother Love himself is up to no good when he decides to prank Katie. This as he proceeds to put his cock and balls through the hole in his Trick or Treat bucket. When Katie returns from the bathroom, Brother love starts an argument with her as to who got the biggest piece of candy. He says that he has the biggest piece in his bucket. Katie is confused as she knows that he didn't get any. But he insists, prompting Katie to reach into his bucket to see. And when she does, of course, she is met with a big surprise, when she realizes just what it is that she's really grabbing. Of course it's his cock. Katie is initially put off by the prank, however, Brother Love reminds her of the one time that they fucked. Katie stresses, that, that was a one time thing. Yet he continues to remind her just how well she liked it. Brother Love continues stating that he knows that his sister is horny, as he saw her staring at the kid in the Justin Beiber costume while they were out collecting candy. From here though, it's soon enough that Katie takes him up on it, and has his hard cock in her mouth. We see Katie slurp, suck, and lick up the shaft. This as she also throats the cock, and attempts to stuff both of his big balls into her mouth. Is continuing, until Brother Love cums into Katie's mouth in a moment of she deepthroating him. The segment ending with Katie happily swallowing the load.
"Scare Tactics"
The second segment sees Brother Love, propositioning his sister. This, as Brother Love believes that he has found the scariest costume for Halloween, and so he looks to make a deal with his unsuspecting sister, whom he finds on the toilet. Brother Love says that if he is successful in scaring Katie with his costume before Halloween, then they have to fuck. With enough pressure, it's a proposition that Brother Love gets Katie to agree to.
From there, in his mask, Brother Love looms around, watching his sister for the most opportune time. It is then that after watching her for some time that he picks his spot. The jacket closet. It's here that he wait until Katie opens the door as he spring forward. He is successful.
With he winning the bet, Brother Love waits for Katie to get a shower. However, when she steps out, he gets his cock out for her to suck, and that she does, sucking the shaft, deep, as well as attending to the balls as well. After the cock sucking, during which Brother Love uses the mirror to execute another camera angle, things go to doggy, as Katie bends over, as Brother Love takes her from behind. It's here that he maintains a steady pace, as the view is from behind. However, his pace improves to a much faster one, while he goes deep, as the camera changes to a side view, as we see Katie's full reaction from here. This lasting until Brother Lover hammers it hard, to unload inside of her, ending things with a creampie.
"Scary Sis"
Despite saying that the two of them were through with Halloween pranks, Katie decides to get some revenge on her brother. She dresses in the cape left over from her Little Red Riding Hood costume along with a scary mask, as she crawls into her brother's bed, as he sleeps. Crawling under the covers, and in between his legs, Katie begins to suck him off. Of course it awakens him, shortly before she pops out from underneath the covers, scaring her brother. Katie then struggles to put on a pair of purple gloves, prior to finally resuming her blowjob/handjob combo, before she asks her brother if he wants to fuck her. It's next that things go to cowgirl in POV, as Katie climbs on top. It's here that we see Katie bounce, and grind on the cock, while she maintain eye contact. This continuing as she sit up right to bounce hard as she plants her feet. Katie then reverses herself as her ass faces the camera. From here, she rocks back on the cock before bouncing hard, and prior to the action going to missionary, and then doggy. From here, it's an increasing pace, as Brother Love eventually fucks fast and hard, until he must cum. When the time cums, he quickly pulls out, letting his load shoot onto Katie's back.
The Review //
This scene titled Halloween Stepsister Hammering from the website SIS LOVES ME, sees Katie Kush and Brother Love portray stepsiblings as we are treated to 3 different scenarios involving them during the Halloween season. All of them dealing a hand of sexual taboo between the steps.
This high-spirited trio of scenarios, begins with a fun setup, which sees the two just returning from going around the neighborhood, Trick or Treating. Katie looks super cute in her costume as Little Red Riding Hood. This as she makes a killing when it comes to candy. Her brother on the other hand? Not so much. Perhaps it might be the hole at the bottom of his candy bucket? It's the same hole that Brother Love soon utilizes for his advantage, as a trick soon becomes a trick for him, as he persuades his sister to suck him off well. But that's just the first scenario. The second one is simple enough, as Brother Love simply makes a deal with his sister, saying that he can scare her properly with his scary new mask. He does just that. Leading to a brief sexual encounter in the bathroom. One that leads to doggy, and ultimately a creampie. The third and final of our setups goes all the way. Starting with Katie giving her brother a rather nice wakeup call, by sucking his dick. We then see Katie ride the cock, before being fucked deep.
When it comes to these three setups, it's an overall fun vibe for all of them. Personally, I particularly liked them, as it brought us closer to the more personal side of Miss Katie Kush. I just love this girl and her delightful personality. Truth be told, she is like the perfect girl. Here, although she is acting out a given role with director/performer Brother Love, what we have here is basically the real Katie coming through. She's such a cutie, and her smile is mesmerizing.
Well, there are my thoughts on the story portion of it all. But chances are, all that you want to know about is of course if the sexual content is good. My honest answer is that it's ok. Opening up with the POV blowjob, I felt that this was a very nice display of Katie's fellatio skill. Man, she's good at sucking cock! During the act, Katie maintains eye contact with the camera, which is essentially us in point of view. Man is that hot. She looks so cute in her glasses, and those beautiful eyes are amazing. Also the way that she handles that cock in her mouth is something. I especially liked seeing her attempt to cram both Brother Love's cock and balls into her mouth at once! The sexual content in the second segment is pretty much throwaway to me, although a creampie is featured. This is because, in my opinion, when the sex is at it's best, Brother Love sits down his camera at an unflattering angle. So, when he's pounding Katie's pussy, we simply don't see it, nor the creampie in question. Why?? I would have liked to. Anyone would have. The next segment. he finale, is definitely the scene's best showing, even though it starts with a blowjob similar to what we saw at the beginning of the scene. When we get past it, we get to see Katie ride in both variants of cowgirl and it's great. I loved seeing her ride and grind. Also I liked the closeness of the shots of her bush, too. The cumshot to finish things off was also good. I enjoyed how Brother Love naturally pulled out only to have his load shoot up Katie's back. Also the smile that she has on her face after is the perfect way to conclude the action.
Overall, I had fun with this scene. Is it perfect? No it's not. But then again, if you happen to be as big a fan of Katie Kush as I am, then it is definitely, more of a treat, rather than a trick! I recommend.
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Starring: Small Hands // Lacy Lennon // Joanna Angel // Katrina Jade
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Runtime: 44 mins.
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Scene Breakdown //
The sex scene begins when Lacy Lennon finds herself frightened by the voices she hears in the distance. So much so, she goes back to the graveyard with Aaron's razor blade necklace in hand. Once there, she throes it down in the dirt by Aaron's grave. Blood forms on the dirt, and soon, A hand emerges from the soil, Not only has Aaron risen, but also Joanna Angel and Katrina Jade. Its from here that the three are unforgiving and soon a graveyard orgy ensues.
They take Lacy down to the ground, ripping her clothes off, while in character saying how, she always did want them to get along. Lacy is on her back, as Joanna goes on to finger her deep. Following this, Smalls crams his cock down her throat, before going on to fuck her from behind in doggy. During this, Lacy fingers Joanna as Joanna and Katrina kiss passionately Smalls, next fucks Lacy in standing side fuck before face fucking Joanna. Next, it's missionary, as Small hands fucks Lacy. This as Joanna sits on her face. Spoon follows as Smalls is seen eating Katrina's pussy simultaneously. It's then doggy for Katrina and Joanna prior to a return to spoon for Lacy. This is then followed by reverse cowgirl, standing reverse cowgirl, and finally piledriver. Things simmer down with a return to missionary as Joanna again sits on Lacy's face. Here, Smalls continues plugging away until he must cum. The action so coming to an end with he jerking off to unload onto Lacy's stomach.
The Review //
In this, the second episode of ADULT TIME'S horror anthology series, UNDER THE BED, Lacy Lennon finds herself haunted by a decision, which ultimately led to horrible tragedy.
The story opens up with Lacey visiting a graveyard. More in particular, visiting the graves of three lost friends; Joanna, Katrina, and her boyfriend, Aaron, all whom she lost one year prior. In fact, it just so happens to be the one year anniversary of that day. It is a day that she will never forget, because it is herself to whom she places all of the blame.
We're then taken to a flashback to that night's fateful occurrence. It is a night in which Lacey dragged her three friends out to her open mic night, despite their unwillingness to go. It is also a night which also saw some heavy alcohol consumption between at least three of the four. As evidenced by their demeanor as they drive back, however nonetheless; Lacy, Joanna and Katrina all want to go for more drink as they decide to stop by local bar, O'Brien's. This despite Aaron's protest, as he has been called into work the following day. Unfortunately however for the four, it would be a destination that they never arrive too, as Lacy drives them straight into a dead end, thus causing an horrific crash. It's an accident that of course led to the demise of all of them but Lacy. It's an occurrence that has riddled her with guilt ever since, as she has often wished to have them back. Often has contemplated suicide.
Back to the present, it is later that night, as Lacy is back home, as she attempts to ease her mind of the dreaded anniversary, however as she would find, she is just haunted by something that she just cannot shake. This becomes painfully obvious when she is left a rather ominous artifact - a distinct razor blade necklace one belonging to her much loved boyfriend Aaron..... Who happened to be buried with it. The finding, shakes Lacy to her core, when takes the jewelery and races back to the gravesite, where she tosses it. Unfortunately for her that would be a grave mistake, as soon her actions awaken not only a reanimated Aaron, but also Joanna and Katrina. Initially the three aren't quiet sure what happened to them. However soon, their confusion turns to anger and disdain for Lacy, despite she being apologetic. It is then that the three undead souls have it in their collective minds to get revenge. It all leads to Lacy being fucked, humiliated and used by the three. But unfortunately for Lacy, they have far more in mind than a graveyard orgy.
With the very first episode of UNDER THE BED, we had WITHIN, a cabin in the woods type thriller. For this episode, we switch gears a little, both in style, and in story told, as Joanna Angel directs for us, a campy story of guilt, blame, and revenge, as vengeful spirits, cannot, and simply will not rest.
Stylistically, I sense that this story's aim was to take on an '80s video vibe, however, as a horror enthusiast, as well as being a horror film critic for 12 years, I also saw some Italian Horror influence in this as well. In all things attributed to the overall design, special effects makeup, and how the story plays out. Even the acting, seems to have been purposely skewed a bit, One minute it's highly over the top, and the next, it's oddly compelling, I guess you could say. When it comes to the arc of the story, I'll be honest. I wasn't quite sure at first, what the point of all of this was. Lacy is sorry for what she's done. They rise from the dead. They're mad. So they all fuck her and each other? If that's all, then what is Lacy so scared about the entire time? Well, and then it hits us. Without giving it away, yes there is a twist ending that ties up all the lose ends. And yes it sets things perfectly on track for a very nice conclusion.
Coming away from this one, I would say with all things considered I did enjoy it. As I said at first I was a little confused as to where things were headed, however luckily everything ironed itself out in the end, making for a rather satisfying horror story. Technically I really enjoyed what I saw here, as the style and approach are on point. I liked that gritty Italian vibe. And though this isn't a BURNING ANGEL production, this is a story that has that familiar style from director Joanna Angel. As someone who literally broke into reviewing porn by reviewing BURNING ANGEL(They were the first studio to ever supply me with DVDs, and believe in me), it is a style that I will always be drawn to.
With "The Night They Came for Lacy", we have an enthusiastically festive zombie horror story. And with that I will say that the UNDER THE BED series is truly a great thing for porn fans to have. It is a series seemingly expected to only run during the Halloween season. But in my opinion it would be a good enough addition to ADULT TIME to have all year round. Because for some people, every day is Halloween.
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Starring: Vanessa Vega // John Strong
Directed by: Maestro Claudio
Runtime: 44 mins.
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Scene Breakdown //
The scene begins with a tease segment from Vanessa Vega. The petite, tattooed stunner is wearing a neon yellow bathing suit with a short pink skirt over, as she pose and touch herself for our viewing pleasure.However, next, Vanessa is on the bed, as her upcoming scene partner John strong introduces her to us. In with John's questioning that we learn that this scene will is only her second scene, but also her very first ever anal scene. John asks Vanessa about her boobs, which she does not hesitate to show. next. It is then that John says that he loves them, especially her longer nipples. John then has her stand in order to show off her ass. It's here that she goes on to peel down her pink skirt, and her bottoms. After spreading her ass for a camera closeup, we next see Vanessa, demonstrate her ability to lactate, as the camera takes it in. This is soon followed up by she going on to stroke John's cock with her nice bare feet. John wants his cock sucked next however. This as we also see Vanessa suck his balls while stroking as well. It's after this that John goes on to position himself on his back as Vanessa then licks his ass with a smile on her face. The same follows with John's feet prior to Vanessa climbing on for cowgirl. First John's cock is in her ass, as she bounce, and John fuck her hard. The holes are then switched as John nails the pussy hard for a time. The action then pauses for some cocksucking before Vanessa's positioning is reversed for reverse cowgirl. We here see Vanessa first in control as she bounce, but John soon taking over. Cocksucking follows until the position resumes, this as John is on a mission to make Vanessa squirt and that he does, as his hard fucking soon sees her erupting. Following even more dick sucking after this, the anal goes to side fuck, as Vanessa is on her side, with her ass fucking the camera, as we see it crammed deep. More ass to mouth follows, as Vanessa takes to her knees on the floor briefly, prior to John straddling her face as Vanessa again licks John's ass. Next up, it's to missionary, as John pulls Vanessa to fuck both holes. John trades off on the holes, as he first make Vanessa squirt on his cock, and then switching to the asshole, where he eventually reaches climax, cumming deep into Vanessa's gape, just as she requested. The scene then ends, with John briefly having another go at Vanessa's holes before things conclude.
The Review //
Today, I head down to the magical land of PERV CITY for my next review, as I check out a scene featuring newcomer Vanessa Vega, who here partakes in just her second porno scene. And not only that, this scene featuring John Strong, is one that just so happens to feature anal. Yes, this scene is one which sees Vanessa having her butt punctured. Going into this one I could not wait.
Vanessa Vega is a petite little tattooed stunner with a nose ring and I'm not going to lie, in my opinion, she looks fucking amazing! The scene begins with a brief tease from her, as we get the first opportunity to take her in. This includes Vanessa showing off her ass, pre-fuck, as well as her ability to lactate. Following she being a nasty girl, and rimming John's asshole, we immediately go to the sexual content, as John wastes no time in going for that ass. Despite this being her first, at least on-screen anal, Vanessa takes to it quite well, as John's initial steady pacing graduates to deeper and harder plugging. It even gets to the point where Vanessa begs him for more every time he pulls out, What a good girl!
Here, we see some very hard fucking of both holes by John. This just might be some of the hardest fucking that I've seen from him. It's also fucking that sends Vanessa to squirting orgasm. Not once, but twice. It's so hot how John just completely nails her. I just loved the level of energy on displayed in this scene, directed by The Maestro. Squirting, ass to mouth, rimming - and did I mention lactation play? Yes, Vanessa just happens to be able to spray milk from her titties. John makes note of this as it also comes into play, as she sprat her milk on multiple parts of his anatomy, and sucks them clean on her own desire, Lactation isn't particularly my favorite kink, but it's someones, and because of that, I am glad it's showcased as part of this great scene.
Overall, this is a scene that is purely raw. It goes straight into anal, once getting started, only to get rougher and nastier. I particularly liked seeing John nail that ass in cowgirl. I recommend this scene for sure. Vanessa Vega is hot and I for one, can't wait to see more!
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Starring: Adira Allure // Owen Gray
Directed by: Owen Gray
Runtime: 32 mins.
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Scene Breakdown //
This scene begins right out of the gate with Adira Allure and Owen Grey, kissing passionately. This, as Owen take Adira down on the bed. She's on her back, as Owen positions himself between her legs, as the kissing continues. Owen slowly peels her jumper off, and then her panties, as he goes on to bury his face in her pussy and ass. Soon his cock goes in as he continues quick and hard as he pounds away. Next up, Owen is back between her legs as the action continues from missionary. Here, Owen keeps up the pace until Adira has he spit on her pussy, prior to continuing. It's then that the deep thrusts result in hard pounding from there. Next, Owen is on his back, as Adira goes on to administer a good blowjob. Here, she slurps on both the cock and balls, by maintaining eye contact. After an extended period spent here, Adira reverses herself, as she move her panties aside to straddle the hard cock. From the position, Adira rocks back and bounces on the cock for a short time, before Owen takes charge once again from behind, as the action makes a returns to doggy. Here, Owen pounds it in hard, as Adira tells him to pull her hair. This continues with Owen straddling Adira's ass to pound deep, and then continuing next, as Owen straddles, while Adira lies flat on her stomach. Missionary is again next, only this time, Owen simultaneously uses an Hitachi on her clit. Following Owen next sucking on Adira's clit, the action takes to cowgirl from the floor. Adira has her feet planted, as she proceeds to steadily bounce on the dick, as it plunges deep inside of her. As we get 2 views; a full frame view, as well as a closeup. This is then followed up by the action returning to the bed and into missionary. Here, Owen pins Adira's legs back as he hammer is cock in. This, as things go to a consistent pace. A pace that eventually leads Owen to climax. This as he shoot most of his load inside of Adira for a creampie finale.
The Review //
They say that first impressions are everything, and when it comes to this scene from Owen Gray's DEEP LUSH, this certainly rings true when it comes to this first time meeting between Gray and sexy starlet, Adira Allure.
This scene titled "Perfect Introduction" is a scene that wastes no time to get underway. It's passionate from the start, as the two throw themselves into each others arms, and into a flurry of passionate kisses, as they strip each other down, and get down to uninhibited business. From there, we are a fly on the wall of the hotel room, as we are a witness to this rough, and raw romp. Like Owen with this meeting, it was also my introduction to Adira as a performer, although I have know about her for some time, and have been looking forward to seeing her do the dirty. This is because Adira is in fact known as a passionate performer, and as you can tell from what I have already said, she definitely proves that here. I loved the no restraints approach to the action seen here. Adira and Owen just go at it. From the very first frame, these two are on each other like magnet to steel. It's really sexy, as Owen often take charge over the course of the 32 minute scene, just drilling Adira's pussy as she encourages him with some choice dirty talking. Yes, here we hear her tell Owen to pound her pussy, pull her hair, and even to make her his bitch! How could you not love this hot chick?! Not to mention that she also has a great ass as well. One that does get nice showcasing during the round of reverse cowgirl on the bed. I would have loved to have seen it again in a round of reverse cowgirl from the floor with Adira's feet planted, as her ass faced the camera. But that's just me. The scene comes to a close in a way that is always a good way to end. A creampie. Something that Adira practically begged for as the scene neared it's ending. To be honest, I love a creampie, and welcome them. When it comes to this one seen here, I'm again being truthful. It was just ok. When Miss Allure begged to be filled, she longed to be dripping in the end. Unfortunately, and it's really at no one's fault - Adira is only half-filled with cum, that does not truly discharge on camera. With that said though. I'd much rather have what we have here, rather than that fake ass jizz pawned off on us by those specialty "creampie" sites.
With this scene, we have an ultra passionate round, which captures the performers in a natural element. Adira is one with an insatiable hunger for sex, and that's what Owen Gray, the consummate pro gives her, as he drives every inch of his cock into her wet love cavern, with passionate energy that never stops. I do recommend this scene, as I readily look forward to seeing and reviewing much more of Adira Allure!
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Director: Anton Slayer
Starring:
Roxy Deville as Lily
Shawna Lenee as Marilyn
Lee Stone as Herman
Trent Slouari as Eddie
Gavin Wells as Grandpa (non-sex)
Also starring:
Jenna Haze
Aiden Starr
Aiden Starr
Sammie Rhodes
Whitney Stevens
Victoria Sin
Evan Stone
Mick Blue
Voodoo
Year: 2008
Length: 1 Hour 35 Minutes
Overall Rating: 7/10
This Ain’t the Munsters XXX is a
relatively obscure parody by today’s standards having gone out of print on
Blu-ray & DVD. I picked up a copy on Blu-ray a while back and am glad I did
since it is the most complete version of the movie consisting of:
The film in high definition
Both B&W and Color versions of
the film
Laugh Track option
Audio Commentary with Director
Anton Slayer
Behind the Scenes (24 Minutes)
2 Bonus Scenes with Jenna Haze &
Roxy DeVille
Currently, the film can be viewed On
Demand via Adult Empire, HotMovies & AEBN.
The Munsters was a B&W 1960s
sitcom that aired for 2 seasons from ‘64-‘66. The series centred around
the adventures of the Munster family of monsters living in the fictional
California suburb of Mockingbird Heights. There was Herman (Fred Gwynne) the
childish patriarch modelled after Universal’s Frankenstein monster. His wife
Lily (Yvonne De Carlo) a vampire, his father-in-law Grandpa (Al Lewis, in the role that made his career) a
vampire & mad scientist from Transylvania always cracking wise. His son
Eddie (Butch Patrick) a normal kid who just happens to be a werewolf and
finally his niece Marilyn (Pat Priest) the All-American beauty & black
sheep of the family.
As a long-time fan of The Munsters I knew I had to pick this parody up.
Review
Review
Scene 1 Grandpa (Sammie Rhodes Solo)
Rating: 4/10
This Ain’t the Munsters XXX doesn’t
waste any time. Starting with
Sammie Rhodes in a solo masturbation scene in an old laboratory. This scene was only OK lasting just a few minutes.
Sammie over acted with screaming moans while using her toy. Sammie is hot enough as eye candy and has a great body but this scene was too short & fake for it to be enjoyable or to really get into it.
Sammie Rhodes in a solo masturbation scene in an old laboratory. This scene was only OK lasting just a few minutes.
Sammie over acted with screaming moans while using her toy. Sammie is hot enough as eye candy and has a great body but this scene was too short & fake for it to be enjoyable or to really get into it.
Once Sammie cums she turns into
Grandpa! Talk about killing a hard on. He gives us a witty one liner & the
opening credits begin faithfully recreating 2nd season opening credits of The Munsters.
Scene 2: Marilyn Munster & Ted (Shawna Lenee & Mick Blue)
Rating: 7/10
Rating: 7/10
We then move into the Munsters' iconic gothic house at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. The house recreated in decent detail on a porn budget. Lily & Herman are celebrating their 200th wedding anniversary (they celebrated their 100th in the show time just flies by!) and are looking for ways to celebrate. Meanwhile, Marilyn has her long distance boyfriend Ted (Mick Blue) visit so they can finally do the deed after 3 long years of dating. The family all gone, and Marilyn tired of waiting, unzips his pants & pulls out his hard cock to start sucking. Mick impatient to see Shawna’s tits, pulls them out of her bra sucking on them. From there the pair, unable to control their lust, got naked. Mick then eats Shawna out as she gives great in character dirty talk.
Mick not being able to take it any longer, fucks Shawna on the couch in mish. He starts pounding Shawna as she rubs her clit. Shawna then gives Mick a BJ briefly, as she moves into reverse cowgirl, my favourite position.
The film transitions to a news report from a CGI skeleton about Eddie’s band, Eddie & the Bruisers. He's involved in a sex tape scandal & the news station’s got the footage! There's an amusing warning describing the scene before getting right into it.
Mick not being able to take it any longer, fucks Shawna on the couch in mish. He starts pounding Shawna as she rubs her clit. Shawna then gives Mick a BJ briefly, as she moves into reverse cowgirl, my favourite position.
From here, Shawna then bends down giving us a great view of her ass which Mick worships as the action transitioned to doggie. Shawna continuing being very vocal but not over doing it, gyrates her ass onto Mick’s cock. The pair then went into cowgirl giving us the best view of Shawna’s glorious ass riding Mick's cock. The dirty talk continuing, Shawna staying in character the whole time.
It then abruptly fades to Mick eating Shawna’s pink pussy on the couch & fingering with Shawna being very energetic throughout. It abruptly fades again in the middle of some dirty talk into spooning. Mick aggressively fucking Shawna as she continues rubbing her clit.
Moving to the end of the scene, Shawna gets on her knees & sucks
Mick off to completion, getting a big load on her pretty face.
Mick off to completion, getting a big load on her pretty face.
This was a good scene and the one that has the most fantasy appeal, as anyone watching the Munsters myself included, must’ve fantasized about fucking Marilyn.
However, the editing was a bit choppy as it would fade into positions rather abruptly at times. The sex was great & I got the sense that these two in terms of the story really couldn’t wait to fuck after 3 years.
However, the editing was a bit choppy as it would fade into positions rather abruptly at times. The sex was great & I got the sense that these two in terms of the story really couldn’t wait to fuck after 3 years.
Their job done Marilyn rushes Ted out before the family returns home.
Scene 3: Doctor (Grandpa) & Fiancé (Whitney Stevens & Evan Stone)
Rating: 5/10
We now see Herman at a doctor’s office, doing a shady deal with a local doctor to receive an appendage, for what for I wonder? Grandpa pops in to see it. Evan Stone shows up to tell them that he’ll be late for dinner with his fiancé. He tells Herman & Grandpa that if either of them sees her to relay the message. Herman leaves Grandpa to his own devices & returns home anniversary gift in hand.
Grandpa not one to pass up an opportunity for pussy transforms into Evan Stone so he can fuck Evan's fiancé (Whitney Stevens). Evan (Grandpa) then starts eating her out right there in the office! He then pulls out his cock for her to suck which she does willingly getting it nice & wet as she plays with his big balls. Evan then tit fucks her and then aggressively clears the desk to fuck in reverse cowgirl.
Whitney was very vocal but still wearing too many clothes for my liking with her dress around her stomach and panties to the side.
Evan realizing those panties are in the way finally takes them off & buries his face in it aggressively eating & fingering it as Whitney moans in pleasure. Evan manages to get all 4 fingers in there! While his other hand rubs her clit. He then fucks her on the desk in reverse cowgirl before moving to spooning.
Whitney was vocal but her dress is a distraction, as I desperately want her to take it off so we can see all of her curvy bod.
Sudden transitions have actually done some good as the two fuck in cowgirl on the chair in the office, with the dress finally off! Whitney moves to suck Evan off in the chair, deep throating him like the pro she is.
Sudden transitions have actually done some good as the two fuck in cowgirl on the chair in the office, with the dress finally off! Whitney moves to suck Evan off in the chair, deep throating him like the pro she is.
Whitney climbs on top to fuck in reverse cowgirl giving me what I’ve been looking for, her body in full view. Whitney taking Evan’s huge cock, tits bouncing sadly this position doesn't last.
Getting up he fucks her doggie on top the desk, with Whitney giving dirty talk & moaning which got me going.
Whitney wants Evan’s load now all over her face, she drops to her knees & takes it on her face & tits ending the scene.
Scene 4: Eddie Munster & Groupies (Trent Soluri, Aiden Starr & Victoria Sin)
Rating: 3/10
Back at 1313 Mockingbird, we see Lily & Marilyn on the couch when Herman comes in asking where Grandpa is. Little does he know he just got some at the doctor’s office.
Herman checks his lab where he’s returned from the office, Herman none the wiser about what Grandpa was really doing in the doctor's office.
The film transitions to a news report from a CGI skeleton about Eddie’s band, Eddie & the Bruisers. He's involved in a sex tape scandal & the news station’s got the footage! There's an amusing warning describing the scene before getting right into it.
Eddie's sex tape begins with him getting sucked off by Victoria Sin. He's later interrupted by waitress Aiden Starr who asks if she can join in. Eddie howls his approval as Aiden gets in & starts sucking.
Aiden gets right in there licking his balls & sharing with Victoria getting naked & fucking in reverse cowgirl while Victoria rubs her clit.
Eddie then fucks Victoria in reverse cowgirl as she begs for him to turn into an animal & fuck her good. The dirty talk was in character & believable since I’m sure an Eddie Munster would let his animalistic werewolf side out during sex.
Aiden continues to rub Victoria's pussy as she fucks in reverse cowgirl. Wearing only stockings now which I found hot, Aiden begging Eddie to howl. The girls then move into sucking Eddie off again sharing his dick as he howls. He fucks Victoria on the couch as Aiden sits on top rubbing her pussy as Victoria occasionally licks it.
The scene looks like it’ll change to one more position but abruptly moves to the cumshot which Eddie howls through.
This being a leaked sex tape, it's in night vision which makes sense story wise but as a viewer is distracting. It made it tough to get into the scene. The dirty talk while hot at times, was a little too campy for my tastes. The girls asking Trent to howl during sex does make sense from a character perspective but from an arousal perspective, it did nothing for me. Trent's howls, in addition to the night vision made the scene difficult to enjoy.
Scene 5: Punk Couple (Jenna Haze & Voodoo)
Rating: 8/10
We now move into Grandpa’s lab as he’s about to attach the gift Herman got from the doctor.
Its now Herman & Lily’s anniversary and they share their plans to celebrate with Marilyn by going to the Mockingbird cemetery for a picnic.
The film cuts to Voodoo & Jenna Haze as a punk couple who wants to have dangerous sex in the cemetery. Jenna being a sub wearing a leash & collar along with all black. Jenna wastes no time sucking Voodoo’s dick giving great dirty talk & a sloppy blowjob. Jenna then gets naked keeping her torn black stockings, collar, belt & heels on which I found very hot, as I’ve always had a thing for the punk/alt look which Jenna pulls off here very well.
Voodoo then fucks her on top of a grave stone, with Jenna giving her signature dirty talk. Jenna getting really into it and the nastiness of fucking in a graveyard. She then gyrates her body on his cock which was incredible and the fucking resumes.
Voodoo then moves so Jenna can suck him off while lying on her back still as she begs him to let her ride it. She jumps on & they fuck in reverse cowgirl with cobwebs behind them Jenna rubbing her clit & screaming for that dick. She then moved into girl on top, giving us a view of her ass taking it being very vocal about her pleasure & how bad she wants it.
Voodoo then fucks her in doggie, Jenna moans in pleasure about how wet she is. Voodoo then ties her to a pole playing into the dom-sub dynamic
He then continues fucking her from behind as Jenna gyrates her ass on his dick from time to timeMoving to the end of the scene, she desperately begs for Voodoo’s cum. Jenna then gets on her knees sucks Voodoo off & milks it dry.
Scene 6 Herman & Lily Munster (Roxy DeVille & Lee Stone)
Rating: 7/10
Moving into the final scene of the movie, Herman sneaks up from behind asking the couple if he & Lily can use their spot. Herman as he did in the show immediately scares the couple away. Lily & Herman set up a picnic alone at last pouring champagne & celebrating 200 years together.
After waiting all this time we finally see Herman’s anniversary gift a new dick. Lily is impressed by it sucking it immediately. Lee Stone nailing Herman’s mannerisms & laugh during sex. He was surprised at how frisky & uninhibited his wife can be after 200 years of marriage.
The film transitions to Herman & Lily fucking nude in doggie, Lily being very vocal & excited about her new anniversary gift. The pair fuck in doggie for a good while before then fuck on top of a gravestone with Lily on the bottom, squealing with pleasure.
She hadn’t had a dick like this!
The pair then go into reverse cowgirl with Roxy giving dirty talk in character & cuts to Herman's face, which was slightly off putting but hilarious at the same time. Luckily she then asks for her “other” anniversary gift signalling the end of the scene was near.
Herman then cums on Lily's face giving us a final laugh & stomp just as he did on the show as the end credits roll.
Final Thoughts:
Acting:
Lee Stone was incredible as Herman Munster turning in the best performance of the film. He captured the essence of Herman’s childish mannerisms to a T.
Gavin Wells, in a non-sex role did an admirable job imitating Al Lewis. Delivering some the better comedy of the movie as Grandpa often did in the show.
Shawna & Roxy performed well as Marilyn & Lily respectively. Nothing overly memorable but serviced the film and physically looked like Pat Priest & Yvonne De Carlo did on the show.
Rounding out the Munster family, I felt like Trent Soulari was OK as Eddie giving us a view on what he’d be like as an adult. Trent improvised as we’ve never seen an adult Eddie. He did fine work the howling while added camp value to the film made sense for his character given that he's a werewolf.
The rest of the cast acted well enough given the limited amount of dialogue. Jenna Haze sadly being wasted in a small part as she can be a great actress when given the opportunity.
The acting on its own merits is good enough to recommend this film. Gavin Wells & Lee Stone in their brief time together on screen did capture some of the chemistry Fred Gwynne & Al Lewis had on the show. Roxy DeVille did look like Lily and channeled her. Ditto with Shawna Lenee as Marilyn.
Sexually:
The film is average but is saved by Jenna Haze’s involvement as she turns in the strongest scene of the movie. She showed off her sexual prowess & skills as a legendary performer.
Shawna & Roxy’s scenes are also good the 2 ladies giving great dirty talk. The pair showed chemistry with their partners but is nothing spectacular. However these scenes are interesting from a novelty perspective. Herman & Lily’s scene is a surreal sight to behold. Shawna Lenee gives us a fine little romp with Mick Blue. She fulfilled the fantasy of Munsters fans everywhere who wanted to see college stunner Marilyn taking dick.
Sammie’s solo scene & Eddie’s sex tape are the weakest of the movie, but aren’t so bad they drag the film down completely.
Recommendation:
As a Munsters fan, it was great finally being able to see Marilyn fuck & I always wondered how Herman & Lily would do it. For those two scenes alone, This Ain't the Munsters XXX is worth checking out. Add on top of that Jenna Haze in her prime & its an easy recommendation despite the movie’s faults. The weaknesses being Sammie’s scene, Eddie’s sex tape, the razor-thin plot & relegating Jenna Haze to a small part.
Overall I recommend This Ain’t the Munsters XXX. This parody makes for a fun movie for couples, for Munsters fans & for horror-themed adult viewing during the Halloween season.
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