Hustler Video: This Ain’t the Munsters XXX

by - October 20, 2019





Director: Anton Slayer

Starring:
Roxy Deville as Lily
Shawna Lenee as Marilyn
Lee Stone as Herman
Trent Slouari as Eddie
Gavin Wells as Grandpa (non-sex)

Also starring:
Jenna Haze
Aiden Starr
Sammie Rhodes
Whitney Stevens 
Victoria Sin
Evan Stone
Mick Blue 
Voodoo

Year: 2008

Length: 1 Hour 35 Minutes 

Overall Rating: 7/10

This Ain’t the Munsters XXX is a relatively obscure parody by today’s standards having gone out of print on Blu-ray & DVD. I picked up a copy on Blu-ray a while back and am glad I did since it is the most complete version of the movie consisting of:

The film in high definition
Both B&W and Color versions of the film
Laugh Track option
Audio Commentary with Director Anton Slayer
Behind the Scenes (24 Minutes) 
2 Bonus Scenes with Jenna Haze & Roxy DeVille

Currently, the film can be viewed On Demand via Adult Empire, HotMovies & AEBN.

The Munsters was a B&W 1960s sitcom that aired for 2 seasons from ‘64-‘66. The series centred around the adventures of the Munster family of monsters living in the fictional California suburb of Mockingbird Heights. There was Herman (Fred Gwynne) the childish patriarch modelled after Universal’s Frankenstein monster. His wife Lily (Yvonne De Carlo)  a vampire, his father-in-law Grandpa (Al Lewis, in the role that made his career) a vampire & mad scientist from Transylvania always cracking wise. His son Eddie (Butch Patrick) a normal kid who just happens to be a werewolf and finally his niece Marilyn (Pat Priest) the All-American beauty & black sheep of the family.

As a long-time fan of The Munsters I knew I had to pick this parody up. 

Review

Scene 1 Grandpa (Sammie Rhodes Solo) 
Rating4/10

This Ain’t the Munsters XXX doesn’t waste any time. Starting with
Sammie Rhodes in a solo masturbation scene in an old laboratory. This scene was only OK lasting just a few minutes. 
Sammie over acted with screaming moans while using her toy. Sammie is hot enough as eye candy and has a great body but this scene was too short & fake for it to be enjoyable or to really get into it.

Once Sammie cums she turns into Grandpa! Talk about killing a hard on. He gives us a witty one liner & the opening credits begin faithfully recreating 2nd season opening credits of The Munsters.


Scene 2: Marilyn Munster & Ted (Shawna Lenee & Mick Blue) 
Rating: 7/10 
We then move into the Munsters' iconic gothic house at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. The house recreated in decent detail on a porn budget. Lily & Herman are celebrating their 200th wedding anniversary (they celebrated their 100th in the show time just flies by!) and are looking for ways to celebrate. Meanwhile, Marilyn has her long distance boyfriend Ted (Mick Blue) visit so they can finally do the deed after 3 long years of dating. The family all gone, and Marilyn tired of waiting, unzips his pants & pulls out his hard cock to start sucking. Mick impatient to see Shawna’s tits, pulls them out of her bra sucking on them. From there the pair, unable to control their lust, got naked. Mick then eats Shawna out as she gives great in character dirty talk.

Mick not being able to take it any longer, fucks Shawna on the couch in mish. He starts pounding Shawna as she rubs her clit. Shawna then gives Mick a BJ briefly, as she moves into reverse cowgirl, my favourite position. 


From here, Shawna then bends down giving us a great view of her ass which Mick worships as the action transitioned to doggie. Shawna continuing being very vocal but not over doing it, gyrates her ass onto Mick’s cock. The pair then went into cowgirl giving us the best view of Shawna’s glorious ass riding Mick's cock. The dirty talk continuing, Shawna staying in character the whole time.

It then abruptly fades to Mick eating Shawna’s pink pussy on the couch & fingering with Shawna being very energetic throughout. It abruptly fades again in the middle of some dirty talk into spooning. Mick aggressively fucking Shawna as she continues rubbing her clit.

Moving to the end of the scene, Shawna gets on her knees & sucks 
Mick off to completion, getting a big load on her pretty face.

This was a good scene and the one that has the most fantasy appeal, as anyone watching the Munsters myself included, must’ve fantasized about fucking Marilyn. 

However, the editing was a bit choppy as it would fade into positions rather abruptly at times. The sex was great & I got the sense that these two in terms of the story really couldn’t wait to fuck after 3 years.

Their job done Marilyn rushes Ted out before the family returns home. 

Scene 3: Doctor (Grandpa) & Fiancé (Whitney Stevens & Evan Stone) 
Rating: 5/10 

We now see Herman at a doctor’s office, doing a shady deal with a local doctor to receive an appendage, for what for I wonder? Grandpa pops in to see it. Evan Stone shows up to tell them that he’ll be late for dinner with his fiancé. He tells Herman & Grandpa that if either of them sees her to relay the message. Herman leaves Grandpa to his own devices & returns home anniversary gift in hand. 

Grandpa not one to pass up an opportunity for pussy transforms into Evan Stone so he can fuck Evan's fiancé (Whitney Stevens). Evan (Grandpa) then starts eating her out right there in the office! He then pulls out his cock for her to suck which she does willingly getting it nice & wet as she plays with his big balls. Evan then tit fucks her and then aggressively clears the desk to fuck in reverse cowgirl.

Whitney was very vocal but still wearing too many clothes for my liking with her dress around her stomach and panties to the side. 

Evan realizing those panties are in the way finally takes them off & buries his face in it aggressively eating & fingering it as Whitney moans in pleasure. Evan manages to get all 4 fingers in there! While his other hand rubs her clit. He then fucks her on the desk in reverse cowgirl before moving to spooning.

Whitney was vocal but her dress is a distraction, as I desperately want her to take it off so we can see all of her curvy bod.  
Sudden transitions have actually done some good as the two fuck in cowgirl on the chair in the office, with the dress finally off! Whitney moves to suck Evan off in the chair, deep throating him like the pro she is.

Whitney climbs on top to fuck in reverse cowgirl giving me what I’ve been looking for, her body in full view. Whitney taking Evan’s huge cock, tits bouncing sadly this position doesn't last. 

Getting up he fucks her doggie on top the desk, with Whitney giving dirty talk & moaning which got me going.

Whitney wants Evan’s load now all over her face, she drops to her knees & takes it on her face & tits ending the scene.

Scene 4: Eddie Munster & Groupies (Trent Soluri, Aiden Starr & Victoria Sin) 
Rating: 3/10

Back at 1313 Mockingbird, we see Lily & Marilyn on the couch when Herman comes in asking where Grandpa is. Little does he know he just got some at the doctor’s office.

Herman checks his lab where he’s returned from the office, Herman none the wiser about what Grandpa was really doing in the doctor's office.

The film transitions to a news report from a CGI skeleton about Eddie’s band, Eddie & the Bruisers. He's involved in a sex tape scandal & the news station’s got the footage! There's an amusing warning describing the scene before getting right into it.

Eddie's sex tape begins with him getting sucked off by Victoria Sin. He's later interrupted by waitress Aiden Starr who asks if she can join in. Eddie howls his approval as Aiden gets in & starts sucking.

Aiden gets right in there licking his balls & sharing with Victoria getting naked & fucking in reverse cowgirl while Victoria rubs her clit.

Eddie then fucks Victoria in reverse cowgirl as she begs for him to turn into an animal & fuck her good. The dirty talk was in character & believable since I’m sure an Eddie Munster would let his animalistic werewolf side out during sex.

Aiden continues to rub Victoria's pussy as she fucks in reverse cowgirl. Wearing only stockings now which I found hot, Aiden begging Eddie to howl. The girls then move into sucking Eddie off again sharing his dick as he howls. He fucks Victoria on the couch as Aiden sits on top rubbing her pussy as Victoria occasionally licks it. 

The scene looks like it’ll change to one more position but abruptly moves to the cumshot which Eddie howls through. 

This being a leaked sex tape, it's in night vision which makes sense story wise but as a viewer is distracting. It made it tough to get into the scene. The dirty talk while hot at times, was a little too campy for my tastes. The girls asking Trent to howl during sex does make sense from a character perspective but from an arousal perspective, it did nothing for me. Trent's howls, in addition to the night vision made the scene difficult to enjoy. 

Scene 5: Punk Couple (Jenna Haze & Voodoo) 
Rating: 8/10 

We now move into Grandpa’s lab as he’s about to attach the gift Herman got from the doctor.

Its now Herman & Lily’s anniversary and they share their plans to celebrate with Marilyn by going to the Mockingbird cemetery for a picnic.

The film cuts to Voodoo & Jenna Haze as a punk couple who wants to have dangerous sex in the cemetery. Jenna being a sub wearing a leash & collar along with all black. Jenna wastes no time sucking Voodoo’s dick giving great dirty talk & a sloppy blowjob. Jenna then gets naked keeping her torn black stockings, collar, belt & heels on which I found very hot, as I’ve always had a thing for the punk/alt look which Jenna pulls off here very well.

Voodoo then fucks her on top of a grave stone, with Jenna giving her signature dirty talk. Jenna getting really into it and the nastiness of fucking in a graveyard. She then gyrates her body on his cock which was incredible and the fucking resumes. 

Voodoo then moves so Jenna can suck him off while lying on her back still as she begs him to let her ride it. She jumps on & they fuck in reverse cowgirl with cobwebs behind them Jenna rubbing her clit & screaming for that dick. She then moved into girl on top, giving us a view of her ass taking it being very vocal about her pleasure & how bad she wants it.

Voodoo then fucks her in doggie, Jenna moans in pleasure about how wet she is. Voodoo then ties her to a pole playing into the dom-sub dynamic 

He then continues fucking her from behind as Jenna gyrates her ass on his dick from time to timeMoving to the end of the scene, she desperately begs for Voodoo’s cum. Jenna then gets on her knees sucks Voodoo off & milks it dry.

Scene 6  Herman & Lily Munster (Roxy DeVille & Lee Stone) 
Rating: 7/10

Moving into the final scene of the movie, Herman sneaks up from behind asking the couple if he & Lily can use their spot. Herman as he did in the show immediately scares the couple away. Lily & Herman set up a picnic alone at last pouring champagne & celebrating 200 years together.

After waiting all this time we finally see Herman’s anniversary gift a new dick. Lily is impressed by it sucking it immediately. Lee Stone nailing Herman’s mannerisms & laugh during sex. He was surprised at how frisky & uninhibited his wife can be after 200 years of marriage.

The film transitions to Herman & Lily fucking nude in doggie, Lily being very vocal & excited about her new anniversary gift. The pair fuck in doggie for a good while before  then fuck on top of a gravestone with Lily on the bottom,  squealing with pleasure. 
She hadn’t had a dick like this! 

The pair then go into reverse cowgirl with Roxy giving dirty talk in character & cuts to Herman's face, which was slightly off putting but hilarious at the same time. Luckily she then asks for her “other” anniversary gift signalling the end of the scene was near.

Herman then cums on Lily's face giving us a final laugh & stomp just as he did on the show as the end credits roll.

Final Thoughts: 

Acting
Lee Stone was incredible as Herman Munster turning in the best performance of the film. He captured the essence of Herman’s childish mannerisms to a T.

Gavin Wells, in a non-sex role did an admirable job imitating Al Lewis. Delivering some the better comedy of the movie as Grandpa often did in the show. 

Shawna & Roxy performed well as Marilyn & Lily respectively. Nothing overly memorable but serviced the film and physically looked like Pat Priest & Yvonne De Carlo did on the show.

Rounding out the Munster family, I felt like Trent Soulari was OK as Eddie giving us a view on what he’d be like as an adult. Trent improvised as we’ve never seen an adult Eddie. He did fine work the howling while added camp value to the film made sense for his character given that he's a werewolf. 

The rest of the cast acted well enough given the limited amount of dialogue. Jenna Haze sadly being wasted in a small part as she can be a great actress when given the opportunity. 

The acting on its own merits is good enough to recommend this film. Gavin Wells & Lee Stone in their brief time together on screen did capture some of the chemistry Fred Gwynne & Al Lewis had on the show. Roxy DeVille did look like Lily and channeled her. Ditto with Shawna Lenee as Marilyn.

Sexually:  

The film is average but is saved by Jenna Haze’s involvement as she turns in the strongest scene of the movie. She showed off her sexual prowess & skills as a legendary performer.

Shawna & Roxy’s scenes are also good the 2 ladies giving great dirty talk. The pair showed chemistry with their partners but is nothing spectacular. However these scenes are interesting from a novelty perspective. Herman & Lily’s scene is a surreal sight to behold. Shawna Lenee gives us a fine little romp with Mick Blue. She fulfilled the fantasy of Munsters fans everywhere who wanted to see college stunner Marilyn taking dick. 

Sammie’s solo scene & Eddie’s sex tape are the weakest of the movie, but aren’t so bad they drag the film down completely. 

Recommendation: 

As a Munsters fan, it was great finally being able to see Marilyn fuck & I always wondered how Herman & Lily would do it. For those two scenes alone, This Ain't the Munsters XXX is worth checking out. Add on top of that Jenna Haze in her prime & its an easy recommendation despite the movie’s faults. The weaknesses being Sammie’s scene, Eddie’s sex tape, the razor-thin plot & relegating Jenna Haze to a small part.

Overall I recommend This Ain’t the Munsters XXX. This parody makes for a fun movie for couples, for Munsters fans & for horror-themed adult viewing during the Halloween season.




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